Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...
I believe he was a stalker.
My niece, Sue, plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week...
She's going to call it Best By...
A customer recently shared with me about a little girl who boasted that she could beat her uncle in a footrace.
But as it turned out, he made it around the track twice before she made it around even once!
Isn't that a real niece lapper?
Grandson: Why did the elephant where red sneakers?
Me: I don't know.
Grandson: So he could hide in the cherry tree. Did you ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?
Grandson: See, it works.