My son and I were walking our small dog when he took off after a duck and jumped into the river. A nearby German tourist jumped into the river to save our dog.
When he'd climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog. Dry him off, keep him varm and he vill be fine.”
We thanked him profusely, and my son asked him, "Are you a vet?"
"VET?" he exclaimed. "I am soaking!"
The beautiful woman at the bar wasn't ready for the answer I gave her when she asked, "What do you and I have in common?"
"They're both vowels," I replied.