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Member Since : Feb, 2022
# of jokes posted : 42
# of followers : 4
# of following: 50
Location: United States
won: $ 250.00
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I was working in my downtown flower shop, when I noticed a man grab a bouquet and head for the door without paying.

By the time I got to the door, he was halfway down the block.

As I ran after him, I heard a woman across the street yell, "Run, Florist, Run!"

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I was talking with my mother-in-law about our daughter's picky eating habits.

"She refuses to eat fish," I told her. "Any recommendations for a replacement?"

She thought a moment, then answered, "Cats. They love fish."

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Yesterday, I saw a sign at the university that read: "The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people...."

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Yesterday I saw my neighbor kicking in his own door...

Turns out he's a burglar who started working from home.

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