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Grampy

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Member Since : Feb, 2022
# of jokes posted : 20
# of followers : 2
# of following: 49
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 51.00
$6.00 won 1 votes

Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...

I believe he was a stalker.

1 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Grampy" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

My niece, Sue, plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week...

She's going to call it Best By...

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Grampy" |
$7.00 won 1 votes

Walking through the company breakroom one afternoon, I was impressed to see two new employees, recent high school graduates, reading the newspaper.

As I walked by their table, I heard one say, "It says here that Bruce Springsteen is travelling incognito. I wonder where that is?"

The other replied, "I think it's in Mexico."

1 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Grampy" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

A customer recently shared with me about a little girl who boasted that she could beat her uncle in a footrace.

But as it turned out, he made it around the track twice before she made it around even once!

Isn't that a real niece lapper?

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Grampy" |