Grampy Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2022
# of jokes posted : 29
# of followers : 4
# of following: 50
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 128.00
$6.00 won 1 votes

Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...

I believe he was a stalker.

1 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$50.00 won 3 votes

My cousin Jimmy was having a terrible time falling asleep unless he was lying on a pile of old magazines.

It turns out he had back issues.

3 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Grampy" |
$15.00 won 2 votes
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My son and I were walking our small dog when he took off after a duck and jumped into the river. A nearby German tourist jumped into the river to save our dog.

When he'd climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog. Dry him off, keep him varm and he vill be fine.”

We thanked him profusely, and my son asked him, "Are you a vet?"

"VET?" he exclaimed. "I am soaking!"

2 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Grampy" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

My niece, Sue, plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week...

She's going to call it Best By...

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Grampy" |