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Raj Padmanathan

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Member Since : Jun, 2021
# of jokes posted : 58
# of followers : 0
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 120.00
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A man who apologizes when he’s wrong is called: HONEST.

A man who apologizes when he’s not sure is called: WISE.

A man who apologizes when he’s wrong is called: HUSBAND.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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A nurse’s station at a hospital gets a phone call. The caller says, "I’m calling about Mr. Smith in room 403. How is he doing?”

The nurse replies, “His blood pressure went up and we treated him. He’s okay now.”

The voice asks, “Are you sure? I’m worried about him and was wondering if he’ll be at the hospital for long.”

“No, he’s fine now,” says the nurse. “In fact, he will be discharged tomorrow. Would you like to talk to him?”

“No thanks,” says the voice. “This is Mr. Smith in room 403. I’ve been looking for some information but there is never anyone around."

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A couple were returning home after a night out. The husband forgot his keys so the wife, a little annoyed, uses her keys to try to open the door. But the lock wouldn't budge. She asked her husband to turn on the flashlight and tried it again. The lock wouldn't budge. After trying for 20 minutes, she finally hands over the keys to the husband and says, "Here, you try".

The husband inserts the key into the hole and turns. The lock opens immediately. No sooner the husband takes the key out of the locks, the wife quips, "You see... now THAT'S how you hold the light!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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Jack and his friend walk into a restaurant when they happen to bump into the Jack’s former teacher.

Introducing his teacher, Jack says, “This is Mr. Miller, my high school teacher who always used to correct me and taught me everything I know.”

“Young man,” said Mr. Miller, “you mean I taught you everything you didn’t know, don’t you? I’m not in the habit of teaching students what they already know.”



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