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MadMark

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Member Since :	Nov, 2021
# of jokes posted :	13
# of followers :	1
# of following:	1
Location:	United States
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So my life has been in turmoil and one night, before I went to sleep, I asked the universe to fix me...

The universe delivered.

When I woke up, I had been neutered.

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I may not be my mom's favorite child...

But I know I am the first one that comes to mind when the police show up.

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My smoke detector needs a new 9 volt battery...

I always thought that was an odd voltage.

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I never actually lose weight anymore.

Apparently, I just loan it out and it comes back with interest.

And lately, I have been getting great rates of return!

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