Knock, Knock! {It's very hard & loud}

Who is it?

Op!

Who the heck is Op? Sorry, but I don't know of anyone by that name now go away!

Hey! It's Opportunity, and I only knock but once you fool!

You know the job market is really bad when you can't even get hired as a volunteer!

A Police Officer was questioning a young man who's smart car got stuck between the concrete walls of a pedestrian stairway.

When the police officer had asked him what he was thinking at that moment, his response was, "I was instructed by my Uber App to take a sharp left."

Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine", obviously didn't see my last doctor's bill!