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My doctor told me that I have a condition known as narco-somnia, which has symptoms of both narcolepsy and insomnia.

That's probably why I always sleep with one eye open.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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People who think that time heals everything have obviously never tried waiting it out in a doctor's waiting room!

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Patient: "Doctor, I feel as though nobody understands me."

Doctor: "What do you mean by that?"

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?

If you say, 'I hate my mother', a psychiatrist will ask, "Why do you say that?"

Whereas a psychologist will say, "Thank you for sharing that with us."

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