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I'm really busy next week, I have two back to back appointments with my chiropractor on Wednesday...

I fired him once, but I took him back!

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posted by "MouthDiapers" |
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Don't ever tell a Doctor that you have the Bubonic Plague...

They'll look at you like you have the plague or something!

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posted by "MouthDiapers" |
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Of all the doctors, it's the egomaniac optometrists you've really gotta keep an "I" on!

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posted by "MouthDiapers" |
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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed, "Doc, you've got to help me."

"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"It worked. For the past several weeks I've met several great women. All of them funny and charming, everything a man could ask for."

"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

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posted by "HENNE" |