doctor jokes

Category: "Doctor Jokes"
$12.00 won 8 votes

A lady is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to stop eating regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.

When the lady returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”

The lady nods. “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.” “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.

“No, from skipping,” replied the lady.

8 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $12.00
posted by "virgogal" |
1 votes

I went to the Doctor and told him I must have a sleep disorder.

He ask whys that? I said well I go to sleep at 10pm and wake at 6am.

Doc said well that's great what's wrong with that?

I said well my heads on the pillow when I go to sleep but when I wake my feet are on the pillows.

He thought for awhile then replied...

Set your alarm for 2am that way neither will be on the pillows.

1 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Fasteddie686" |
0 votes

Hey Doc this job interview has my nerves all out of shape, what should I do?

Doc -- well do as I do and have a lot of patients.

0 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Fasteddie686" |
1 votes

Who says commercials are not educational ? My 3 year old just informed me that the medication I'm on might cause dry mouth, dizziness, loss of sight --- and so on.

Needless to say I called my Doctor immediately, he said his 3 year old saw the same commercial.

1 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Fasteddie686" |