doctor jokes

I went to the Doctor and told him I must have a sleep disorder.

He ask whys that? I said well I go to sleep at 10pm and wake at 6am.

Doc said well that's great what's wrong with that?

I said well my heads on the pillow when I go to sleep but when I wake my feet are on the pillows.

He thought for awhile then replied...

Set your alarm for 2am that way neither will be on the pillows.

Hey Doc this job interview has my nerves all out of shape, what should I do?

Doc -- well do as I do and have a lot of patients.

Who says commercials are not educational ? My 3 year old just informed me that the medication I'm on might cause dry mouth, dizziness, loss of sight --- and so on.

Needless to say I called my Doctor immediately, he said his 3 year old saw the same commercial.

Jim Visits the Family Doctor

Doc - Ha! Hey Jim what's up this time.
Jim - This time it's a severe situation doc!
Doc - mm Keep Saying Jim...
Jim - Doc I've been that notorious clown since ever, but today I just found a site that pays for a good rated Joke and ever since then !!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Joking nerves trifle Me !!!!!!

Doc - Hahahahahahahahahahaha !!! ** Cracking

Jim - Okay! It's working now, Thanks Doc ;)

* Updates the Post ;) :D :P