doctor jokes

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street
with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the Doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The Doctor replied, "I didn't say that. I said, You got a heart murmur. Be careful."

A young blonde goes to the doctor and says I hurt all over. The doctor says point to where you hurt.

She points to her elbow and says "OW!"

Then points to her head and says "OW" and then finally points to her leg and says "OW!"

The doctor says I have it figured out you have a broken finger.

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I'm scared of Santa!"
Doctor: "Your suffering from Claus-trophobia."

Preventive Medicine Belief:

Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.

Doctor: Oh, really?

Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!