Patient comes to the doctor.
Doctor: So, what concerns you?
Patient: Dr, everyone ignores me!
Doctor: Next!
Lol!!
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
Patient (to Doctor), " I forget whatever I have said a minute ago".
Doctor: "Since when are you suffering from this problem?'
Patient: "What problem?'
You know your doctor is too old when you look at the framed diploma on his wall and realize his Hippocratic oath was signed by Hippocrates!