doctor jokes

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Patient (to Doctor), " I forget whatever I have said a minute ago".

Doctor: "Since when are you suffering from this problem?'

Patient: "What problem?'

You know your doctor is too old when you look at the framed diploma on his wall and realize his Hippocratic oath was signed by Hippocrates!

A doctor in a teaching hospital was discussing an X-ray with his students.
“This patient has been walking with a pronounced limp for some time,” he said. “The X-ray shows us his fibula and tibia are radically arched.” He pointed to a student. “You…what would you do in this case?” “Well, gee!” said student. I guess I’d limp, too.”