doctor jokes

Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital?
It came out cordless!

" Doctor I keep stealing things"
" Take these tablets; if that doesn't work get me a flat screen TV."

" Doctor I keep stealing things"
" Take these tablets; if that doesn't work get me a flat screen TV."

Q: Why did the T-rex go to the doctor?
A: Because he had a Dino-sore!