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A man went to the psychiatrist because he had a fear of thunder. “Doc, I don’t know what to do,” said the man.
The doctor replied, “That’s ridiculous. Thunder is a natural phenomenon – nothing to be afraid of. Whenever you hear thunder, do like I do: Put your head under the pillow and it will go away.”

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Q: What do you call the Surgical Procedure you perform on a " Yellow Citrus Fruit" that has Spinal stenosis?.

A: A Lemonectomy!


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posted by "Dr. Ron Grassi" |
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A doctor and a dentist fell in love with a same girl. One day, the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work, so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple everyday.
Know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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posted by "Mandy" |
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The psychiatrist said sternly to the patient: “If you think you are walking out of here cured after only three sessions, you are crazy.”

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posted by "Anonymous" |