doctor jokes

A psychiatrist’s secretary went into her boss's office. Secretary: "Sir, someone would like to see you. Claims he's invisible."
Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him."

A man entered his doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana stuck in his right ear. "Doc," he asked, "What's wrong with me?" "Simple," replied the doctor, "You aren't eating right."

-Doctor,doctor,what did you say.... Piscis, Aquarius...???
-No! I said Cancer.!!!

-A man goes to the dentist and says:
-My teeth are kind of yellow, what do you recommend?
-A brown tie!!!