doctor jokes

Patient: "Doctor, doctor, what can I put on my yellowish tooth?"
Dentist: "A brown tie will suit perfectly."

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, nobody pays attention to me…"
And the doctor says, "Next please..."

A man walks into the Doctors with an apple in one ear, a banana in the other ear and grapes up his nose. He says, "Doctor, what's happening to me?" The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist.