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A man goes to his doctor and says " Hi doc, remember me "?
' No, but what can I do for you? "
"You know doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath "
" So? "
" Well I'm fine now, thanks. I just wanted to know, can I have a bath now?"

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posted by "Ayaz Ahmad" |
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A man goes to the hospital for its brain scan.
According to the results:
In his left brain no one's right
And in his right brain nothing's left

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posted by "Sherwin Aquino" |
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This woman, who believed in natural birth, was having these abnormal contractions, went to see her Doctor. "Doc", she said, "I'm feeling these abnormal contractions". The Doctor took a listen, and said: "My dear lady, you’re going to be having triplets!" Baffled, the woman asked: "How can you tell?" The Doctor responded: "I hear inside: "No, you go first!" "No, you go first!" No, you go first!"

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posted by "Daniel Stein" |
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A woman goes to her doctor. She has a breadstick up her nose, a potato in her right ear and string bean in her left ear.
She says, "Doctor, can you help me? I don't feel well, and I cannot figure out what's wrong."
The doctor replies; "Well my dear you are clearly not eating properly!"

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posted by "Anonymous" |