I went to the Doctor and told him I must have a sleep disorder.
He ask whys that? I said well I go to sleep at 10pm and wake at 6am.
Doc said well that's great what's wrong with that?
I said well my heads on the pillow when I go to sleep but when I wake my feet are on the pillows.
He thought for awhile then replied...
Set your alarm for 2am that way neither will be on the pillows.
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