Favorite this joke Told my daughter at 20 to get a job or sleep in the garage...
20 years later she has done wonders with the garage!
Just found out on my tax return that there's a limit on dependents...
I thought 45 was reasonable, but I was wrong.
Feeling alone? Feeling unwanted, like no one gives a hoot?
Do what I did... don't file your tax returns.
Last night I was going threw some paper work when I ran across my birth certificate.
Looking at the bottom of the certificate in fine print it read-- Made in the USA -- limited lifetime warranty.
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