doctor jokes

Category: "Doctor Jokes"
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I had an appointment with my cardiologist yesterday and on his door it read 8 to 5.

I left immediately!

Why?

I have to have better odds than that.

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posted by "Mr Nice Guy" |
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Patient (to Doctor), "I forget things easily. What should I do?"

Doctor, "I think first of all you should pay my bill".

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posted by "Birendra Singh Khosla" |
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"Doctor my husband is doing weird things lately," a lady complains to her psychiatrist. "I strongly feel something wrong with him."

"What is he doing, Mrs. Bankman, that looks weird to you?" asks the doctor.

"We'll he drinks his cup of tea in the morning and eats the cup leaving the cup's handle out."

The doctor looks startled and after the initial confusion he goes, "It is weird, he leaves the best part out."

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posted by "vstz202" |
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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body.

Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts!

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posted by "Leogal" |