doctor jokes

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem today?"

Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time."

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times."

"Hmm," says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Thank you Doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses, it stinks like a fermented diaper in here.

Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

My doctor called me a fine physical specimen. I later learned what these medicos call specimen.

What did the doctor say about your bladder infection?

Urine trouble

After completing his annual physical on a patient. The doctor asked if there was anything that was bothering him. Joe said ya my Hearing.

The doctor examined Joe's ear and removed some ear wax. He then asked Joe if his hearing was better.

Joe said I don't know the hearing is next Tuesday