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Leibel

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 73
# of followers : 6
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 574.00
5 votes

The teacher asks the class: Where do apples grow?

Smart Samantha answers: On apple trees.

The teacher asks the class: Where do pears grow?

Clever Curtis answers: On pear trees.

The teacher asks the class: Where do dates grow?

The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: On calendars?

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A little girl asks her father: "Daddy, what is corruption?"

"Go bring me a beer and I'll tell you."

"But mommy said you should stop drinking!"

"Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer."

"Oh, okay!"

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"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?"

"Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like, I really don't like, think like, that's really important, y'know, like because I'm, y'know, like I don't get anything out of it."

"It's Mrs. Dull's English class, isn't it?" replied the smiling teacher.

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A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale. "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale," she said.

"I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her friend replied.

"Normally, yes," she said. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set."

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