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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 85
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Location: United States
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3 votes

A man is going from door to door. He stops at one house and knocks on the door. A man opens the door. The door-to-door salesman says, "Hello sir, today we're going door-to-door looking for those who might be interested in making a donation to the retirement home."

"Sure, that sounds great!" exclaims the man. "Grandma, grab your coat!"

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Arriving late for a political conference, the college student asks another student standing by the door, "How long has the candidate been talking now?"

"Half an hour."

"And what is he talking about?"

"That I wouldn't know, he hasn't said."

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The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager...

"Can you please give me the key of the safe vault?"

"What?! What for?"

"It's always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!"

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The teacher asks the class: Where do apples grow?

Smart Samantha answers: On apple trees.

The teacher asks the class: Where do pears grow?

Clever Curtis answers: On pear trees.

The teacher asks the class: Where do dates grow?

The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: On calendars?

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