At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with patients before their operations to help them relax.
One day he thought he recognized a woman as a co-worker at the VA hospital where he had trained. When the patient confirmed that his hunch was correct, he said, "So, tell me, is the food still as bad there as it used to be?"
"Well," she replied, "I'm still cooking it."
"Doctor my husband is doing weird things lately," a lady complains to her psychiatrist. "I strongly feel something wrong with him."
"What is he doing, Mrs. Bankman, that looks weird to you?" asks the doctor.
"We'll he drinks his cup of tea in the morning and eats the cup leaving the cup's handle out."
The doctor looks startled and after the initial confusion he goes, "It is weird, he leaves the best part out."