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"Doctor Feldman! You better get into room 313 fast, the patient is acting bizarre!"

"I'm on my way!"

Entering the room the doctor sees the patient furiously tying and twisting pieces of rope together, drawn tight into a knobby mass. He seemed totally out of control.

"What are you doing? Stop that!" the doctor yells.

The patient completely ignores the doc and continues to loop and interlace the sections of rope in an intense, violent manner.

"Again, I beg you. Stop what you're doing. You're behaving in a mentally deranged way!"

To which the patient replies, "Say what you will doc, but I'M KNOT CRAZY!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Doctor: Your Liver is enlarged.

Patient: Does that mean it has space for more whisky?

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posted by "mickey" |
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Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight."

Doctor: "How come?"

Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."

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posted by "mickey" |
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Client: "No one ever agrees with me!"

Psychiatrist: "You don’t seem like the disagreeable type!"

Client (raising one eyebrow): “I digress.”

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posted by "Marty" |