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Favorite this joke I have a friend, a medical examiner, who has an odd way of conducting postmortem procedures.
He keeps flipping the subject over, then back, then over again repeatedly.
He calls it "autopsy-turvy".
A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died."
"But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient.
"Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleague who's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to be much more reliable than yours."
Why did the EMT's travel in sets of two?
They wanted to be a pair-of-medics.
A guy goes to the doctor.
Guy: "Doc, I think I broke my arm in three places."
Doctor: "Well, don't go to those places!"
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