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Favorite this joke Doctor: "I have your MRI results."
Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"
Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.
This guy ate a light bulb and had to be taken to the doctor.
The doctor said, "You're not a very bright guy!"
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next!
A patient complained to his doctor, “I’ve been to three other physicians, and none of them agreed with your diagnosis.”
The doctor calmly replied, “Just wait until the autopsy. Then we will see who was right."
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