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People who think that time heals everything have obviously never tried waiting it out in a doctor's waiting room!

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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Patient: "Doctor, I feel as though nobody understands me."

Doctor: "What do you mean by that?"

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?

If you say, 'I hate my mother', a psychiatrist will ask, "Why do you say that?"

Whereas a psychologist will say, "Thank you for sharing that with us."

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A zombie goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a horrible rash!"

The doctor says, "Son, I'm sorry but that's not a rash, that's called your face."

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posted by "William" |