I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain '80s bands...
There is no Cure.
Patient to psychiatrist: "I have this fear of being in tight, enclosed places."
Psychiatrist: "That's a very common disorder. Lots of people have the same problem."
Patient: "It's a little bit more complicated than that. I have an abnormal fear of being in an elevator with a bunch of department store Santa's."
Psychiatrist: "Take a couple of these pills and call me in the morning. You have an acute case of CLAUStrophopia."
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!