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Kishore

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Member Since : May, 2017
# of jokes posted : 5
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 83.00
$8.00 won 13 votes

Teacher: What is an island?

Student : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.

Teacher : On one side?

Student : Yes, on top!

13 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Kishore" |
5 votes

Although desperate to find work, I passed on a job I found on an employment website. It was for a wastewater plant operator.

Among the job requirements: "Must be able to swim."

5 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Kishore" |
10 votes

During a test...

People look up for inspiration,

Look down in desperation,

And left and right for information!

10 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Kishore" |
$25.00 won 18 votes

Wife goes to an astrologer to learn more about her husband. The astrologer asks her, "Do you want to know about your husband's future?"

Without hesitation, the wife responds. "I will decide his future, you just tell me about his past."

18 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Kishore" |