Teacher: What is an island?
Student : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher : On one side?
Student : Yes, on top!
Although desperate to find work, I passed on a job I found on an employment website. It was for a wastewater plant operator.
Among the job requirements: "Must be able to swim."
During a test...
People look up for inspiration,
Look down in desperation,
And left and right for information!
Wife goes to an astrologer to learn more about her husband. The astrologer asks her, "Do you want to know about your husband's future?"
Without hesitation, the wife responds. "I will decide his future, you just tell me about his past."