Goel Profile



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Member Since : May, 2017
# of jokes posted : 5
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 83.00
$25.00 won 19 votes

Wife goes to an astrologer to learn more about her husband. The astrologer asks her, "Do you want to know about your husband's future?"

Without hesitation, the wife responds. "I will decide his future, you just tell me about his past."

19 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Goel" |
$50.00 won 27 votes

Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.

Patient: Why doctor? What happened?

Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies.

27 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Goel" |
$8.00 won 13 votes

Teacher: What is an island?

Student : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.

Teacher : On one side?

Student : Yes, on top!

13 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Goel" |