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$5.00 won 13 votes

A patient sobs to his doctor, “I feel like a pair of curtains!”

Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”

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posted by "Rene" |
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Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine", obviously didn't see my last doctor's bill!

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posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
$50.00 won 27 votes

Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.

Patient: Why doctor? What happened?

Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies.

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posted by "Goel" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

Doctor: "I have your MRI results."

Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"

Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.

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posted by "Kyoto" |