doctor jokes

A patient sobs to his doctor, “I feel like a pair of curtains!”

Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”

Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine", obviously didn't see my last doctor's bill!

Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.

Patient: Why doctor? What happened?

Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies.

Doctor: "I have your MRI results."

Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"

Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.