A patient sobs to his doctor, “I feel like a pair of curtains!”
Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”
Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine", obviously didn't see my last doctor's bill!
Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.
Patient: Why doctor? What happened?
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies.
Doctor: "I have your MRI results."
Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"
Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.