doctor jokes

Where would you find a doctor whose job it is to declare a person dead?

At the coroner store.

Two idiots were standing looking at the sun. They were arguing. One said it was the sun while the other one said it was the moon.

A third guy happened to walk by. They asked him, "What is that in the sky?"

The man simply replied, "Sorry, I can't help you. I'm not from this area."

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"120," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 150.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 feet, 8 inches," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she measures only 5 feet, 5 inches.

She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screams. "When I came in here, I was tall and slender, and now I'm short and fat!"