Robert to Doctor: “Doctor, I have a serious problem. I dream of football matches every night."
Doctor: "Don’t worry. I will cure it right now. Take this pill and you will be alright.”
Robert: "Doctor, would it be okay to wait and take the pill tomorrow?”
Robert: “Doc, today is the final match. I have to see the season through and know which team is going to win it all!”
The surgeon approached his patient, just as he woke up from having surgery. “I'm afraid we 're going to have to operate on you again. You see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.”
The patient replied, “Tell you what Doc, if it’s just because of that, just leave them inside. I'd rather pay for them than have you go back in.”
Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"
Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."
Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."
Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."