A man goes to the doctor with a flatulence problem. The doctor asks "How often?" and the man replies 10 to 15 times an hour.
The doctor goes to his back office and returns with a pole with an iron hook. The man screams, "What are going to do with that Doc?"
The doctor replies, "I'm going to open some windows."
A man goes into a dentist's office.
Man: "Excuse me, can you help me? I think I'm a moth."
Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."
Man: "Yes, I know."
Dentist: "So, why did you come in here?"
Man: "The light was on."
A man went to the doctor and said: “Doctor, I keep having visions of the future.”
“When did these start?”
“Next Thursday.”
Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?
The hip consultant.