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Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?"

Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."

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posted by "Patsy Christian" |
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An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer...

"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'"

"If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'"

"If his eyes still don't flutter, you add ...'Each.'"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'.

That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, "I walk five miles every morning!"

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posted by "danmug" |
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How is an optometrist like a good teacher?

They both make pupils grow!

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posted by "Glenn Diamant" |