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A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia.

Doc: "Have you tried counting sheep?"

Boxer: "Yes, but whenever I get to 9, I stand up."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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"What would be the first thing you'd do if you had hydrophobia?" one resident doctor ask another.

"I'd ask for a pencil and paper," replied the other doctor.

"To make your last will?"

"No, to make a list of the people I want to bite."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news."

Dan said, "Give me the good news first."

"They're going to name a disease after you."

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posted by "Retired Terp" |
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"How is your Aunt Bobbie?" asked a family friend.

"She had her appendix taken out the other day," I informed her.

"Did they give her anything for it?"

"No," I answered, "it wasn't worth anything."

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posted by "barber7796" |