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Favorite this joke I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.
"Doctor," said the sick man, "the other doctors seem to differ from you in their diagnosis of my case."
"I know," replied the physician cheerfully, "but the post-mortem will show that I am right."
Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
Nurse: "No, why? Is it missing?"
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''
''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''
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