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Adie Peter

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Member Since : Aug, 2018
# of jokes posted : 15
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 34.00
3 votes

How much money does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer...

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army Medical Center for a heart bypass operation and discovered my surgeon's name was Dr. Eror.

"What a name for a doctor," I said, not sure whether to laugh or cry.

"Yeah," he agreed. "You can imagine the reaction I got when I was a major."

5 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

Saw a lad standing on one leg at an ATM.

Confused, I asked him what he was doing?

He was just checking his balance.

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children."

St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives."

St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."

St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But... you can only stay for three days. After that, you got to go!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |