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Adie Peter

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Member Since : Aug, 2018
# of jokes posted : 203
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 251.00
5 votes

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.

"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him.

"Really?" he asked.

"No," I said.

5 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
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$15.00 won 9 votes
 


“Nice dog. What’s its name?” I asked my friend’s 10-year-old son.

“Bob,” he said.

“And your cat?”

“Bob.”

“How do you keep them straight?”

“Well one is Bob Cat and the other is Bob Barker,” the boy answered.

“Tell him your rabbit’s name,” his father suggested.

The kid smiled and said, “Dennis Hopper.

9 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$7.00 won 5 votes

Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?

The hip consultant.

5 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change!”

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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