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Adie Peter

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Member Since : Aug, 2018
# of jokes posted : 187
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 251.00
$15.00 won 9 votes
 


“Nice dog. What’s its name?” I asked my friend’s 10-year-old son.

“Bob,” he said.

“And your cat?”

“Bob.”

“How do you keep them straight?”

“Well one is Bob Cat and the other is Bob Barker,” the boy answered.

“Tell him your rabbit’s name,” his father suggested.

The kid smiled and said, “Dennis Hopper.

9 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$7.00 won 5 votes

Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?

The hip consultant.

5 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change!”

5 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$12.00 won 8 votes

A man is applying for a job in a circus. The interviewer asks: "So what can you do?"

"I can do a really good bird impression" replied the man

"Oh we already have people who do that here, we won't be needing you for that"

"Oh well," the man said sadly and flew away.

8 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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