What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?

Can you please be more Pacific!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

"I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."

Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army Medical Center for a heart bypass operation and discovered my surgeon's name was Dr. Eror.

"What a name for a doctor," I said, not sure whether to laugh or cry.

"Yeah," he agreed. "You can imagine the reaction I got when I was a major."

Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin!