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Adie Peter

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Member Since : Aug, 2018
# of jokes posted : 187
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 251.00
$15.00 won 9 votes
 


“Nice dog. What’s its name?” I asked my friend’s 10-year-old son.

“Bob,” he said.

“And your cat?”

“Bob.”

“How do you keep them straight?”

“Well one is Bob Cat and the other is Bob Barker,” the boy answered.

“Tell him your rabbit’s name,” his father suggested.

The kid smiled and said, “Dennis Hopper.

9 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$8.00 won 4 votes

What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?

Can you please be more Pacific!

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$7.00 won 5 votes

Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?

The hip consultant.

5 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$12.00 won 8 votes

I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early, I'm going to be a father!"

"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off!"

When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk, "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"

"I dunno, I'll tell you in 9 months."

8 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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