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Adie Peter

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Member Since : Aug, 2018
# of jokes posted : 105
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 158.00
$8.00 won 4 votes

What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?

Can you please be more Pacific!

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

How do vampires start their letters?

"Tomb it may concern..."

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

"I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children."

St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives."

St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."

St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But... you can only stay for three days. After that, you got to go!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |