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Adie Peter

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Member Since : Aug, 2018
# of jokes posted : 203
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 251.00
$15.00 won 9 votes
 


“Nice dog. What’s its name?” I asked my friend’s 10-year-old son.

“Bob,” he said.

“And your cat?”

“Bob.”

“How do you keep them straight?”

“Well one is Bob Cat and the other is Bob Barker,” the boy answered.

“Tell him your rabbit’s name,” his father suggested.

The kid smiled and said, “Dennis Hopper.

9 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$8.00 won 4 votes

What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?

Can you please be more Pacific!

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$7.00 won 5 votes

Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?

The hip consultant.

5 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$8.00 won 5 votes

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children."

St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives."

St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."

St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But... you can only stay for three days. After that, you got to go!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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