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My doctor said he's been practicing medicine for 30 years...

What I want to know is when will he start doing it for real?

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posted by "Makki" |
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Patient: Doctor I think I've been bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this water.

Patient: Will this make me feel better?

Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see leaks and know where the vampire bit you.

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posted by "iamacutie" |
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A woman goes to the Doctor and tells him she feels like a deck of cards.

The Doctor says to the woman, "Please sit down and I'll deal with you later."

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posted by "iamacutie" |
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A patient sobs to his doctor, “I feel like a pair of curtains!”

Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”

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posted by "Rene" |