$7.00 won 3 votes
rating rating rating rating rating
 

Great news, Mr. Bradley," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again."

"Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied.

"And just to prove it, I want you to stop by the mall on the way home and walk the length of the stores. You'll see that you'll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever."

"Oh, Doctor, what can I do to thank you?"

"Well," suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new TV."

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
user
barber7796
user
Karen Carpenter Fan
user
Lumbergranny

MORE WAYS TO LAUGH