Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a trombonist?

A: A tattoo.

A guy asks a music store owner what the difference is between a violin and a fiddle.

"Well," the store owner replied, "when I buy it it's a fiddle. When I sell it, it's a violin."

Q: What do you get if you play New Age music backwards?

A: More New Age music!

A guy goes to the doctor and after a thorough examination the doc says, "I'm going to put you in an isolation room."

The guy replies, "Will that make me better?"

"No. I am also going to put you on a diet of dry wafer biscuits."

"Will that make me better?"

"No," the doctor replied, "but it's the only food that'll fit under the door."