How is an optometrist like a good teacher?

They both make pupils grow!

A mother asked her little boy what he’d learned that day in Sunday school. He said it was about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.

Mother: "Really?"

Little Boy: "Yes. Gladly, the cross I’d bear."

What’s a snorer?

A sound sleeper.

An awning broke away from a building.

Maybe now I can call it an offing???