How is an optometrist like a good teacher?
They both make pupils grow!
A mother asked her little boy what he’d learned that day in Sunday school. He said it was about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.
Little Boy: "Yes. Gladly, the cross I’d bear."
What’s a snorer?
A sound sleeper.
An awning broke away from a building.
Maybe now I can call it an offing???