doctor jokes

Doctor (complacently): "You cough more easily this morning."

Patient (querulously): "I should, I've been practicing all night."

An elderly friend told about a nephew of his who became an orthopedic bone surgeon 50 years ago and moved to Colorado.

"Oh, where in Colorado did he move too?"

"I don't know but I'm sure it was at the base of a mountain that had a ski slope on it."