doctor jokes

Category: "Doctor Jokes"
$25.00 won 8 votes
 

Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"

Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."

[The patient then decided to lie.]

Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."

Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?" she asked.

"No, the regular kind."

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posted by "raza" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a racehorse.

Doctor: Take one of these pills every 4 laps.

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posted by "Kyoto" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

Me: Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!

Doctor: Well tell her to come in.

Me: I cant! She doesn't stop at this floor.

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posted by "Kyoto" |