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6 votes

1st man: "I think my Doctor has a vowel problem."

2nd man: "Don't you mean bowel problem?"

1st man: "No, it's the vowels. He changed the spelling of the Hippocratic Oath to Hippocritic and not only that, every time I visit his office I have to sign an IOU before He will see me."

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posted by "David F Richeson" |
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A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia.

Doc: "Have you tried counting sheep?"

Boxer: "Yes, but whenever I get to 9, I stand up."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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"What would be the first thing you'd do if you had hydrophobia?" one resident doctor ask another.

"I'd ask for a pencil and paper," replied the other doctor.

"To make your last will?"

"No, to make a list of the people I want to bite."

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posted by "maryjones" |
4 votes

The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news."

Dan said, "Give me the good news first."

"They're going to name a disease after you."

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posted by "Retired Terp" |