Favorite this joke I greeted my wife as she entered the room, "Hi Honey. Where have you been?"
She replies, "We just had a 92nd birthday party for Grandma."
To which I replied, "Why so short?"
Upon returning rather late from an annual physical my wife was wondering how it went. I replied, ”Very routine. He asked if I am continuing to exercise regularly. I replied, ‘yes.’ And am I watching my diet and eating healthy foods to which I replied, ‘of course.’ And are you limiting your alcohol consumption to 1-2 drinks per week I responded ‘absolutely.‘"
My wife then asked, “Then why are you so late?”
“I had to stop at church and go to confession.”
When asked by his grandchildren to describe his retirement Grandpa proudly answered, "It's great! Some days at 3:00 pm I take off my pajamas and get dressed, and some days at 3:00 pm I put on my pajamas and get ready for early dinner and bed!"
A fifth grade science teacher began her discussion of atoms by saying, "Never trust an atom... they make up everything!"
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