I went to the doctor the other day. She told me that I needed to get some exercise. So I went to McDonald's.
My wife wanted to know why I went there. I told her the doctor told me to get some extra fries.
She made me an appointment with a hearing doctor.
Robert to Doctor: “Doctor, I have a serious problem. I dream of football matches every night."
Doctor: "Don’t worry. I will cure it right now. Take this pill and you will be alright.”
Robert: "Doctor, would it be okay to wait and take the pill tomorrow?”
Robert: “Doc, today is the final match. I have to see the season through and know which team is going to win it all!”