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Accountant: "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."

Doctor: "Have you tried counting sheep?"

Accountant: "Yes, and that's the problem! I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My doctor told me to "exercise"...

I thought he said to "eat more fries"...

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posted by "Jack Royce Smithson" |
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"Doctor, the problem is obesity runs in our family."

"No, the problem is no one runs in your family."

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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One day three doctors went to a convention together, on the way back, they noticed the car was slowing down. They got out and looked at the tires. The first doctor said "I think its flat."

The second felt it and said "It feels flat."

The third stares at it and says "It looks flat."

All of them, without taking their eyes off the wheel, shook their heads and said in unison, "We better run some tests."

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posted by "Elijah Scot" |