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Favorite this joke When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.
"I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
Patient: I was born C-Section and every time I leave my house I constantly fight the urge to go out the window.
Doctor: On a scale of one to ten how bad is this problem?
Patient: I’d have to say a ten considering I live on the 88th floor of a high rise.
Doctor, doctor . . . All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!
Doctor: Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease.
Sharon: I tell you, Doctor, even though I’m dieting, I’m still gaining weight!
Doctor: You might be pregnant.
Sharon: What?! That can’t be, I use birth control pills!
Doctor: That’s not a hundred percent certain.
Sharon: Then what is?
Doctor: Abstinence.
Sharon: Would you give me a prescription for it?
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