A woman goes to the Doctor and tells him she feels like a deck of cards.
The Doctor says to the woman, "Please sit down and I'll deal with you later."
A patient sobs to his doctor, “I feel like a pair of curtains!”
Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”
Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine", obviously didn't see my last doctor's bill!
Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.
Patient: Why doctor? What happened?
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies.