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We brought our newborn son, Adam, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us, "You have a cute baby."

Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."

"No," he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good looking."

"So what do you say to the others?" I asked.

"He looks just like you."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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“Doc, Doc!” the man yelled. “I’ve got cucumbers growing out of my ears!”

“My goodness!” exclaimed the doctor. “How did that happen?”

“Sure beats me. I planted carrots.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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A man visits his doctor and complains that he feels like he has 5 legs.

The doctor asks him how do his pants fit?

The man replies, "Like a glove!"

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posted by "Fogtjas" |
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Woman: Doctor, please come quickly! My little boy has just swallowed my fountain pen!

Doctor: Of course, I’ll be right there. What are you doing in the meantime?

Woman: Using a pencil.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |