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DannyC

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Member Since : Oct, 2022
# of jokes posted : 8
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United Kingdom
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1 votes

"What Is The Phone Number For The Diet Advice Hotline?"

"ONE, EIGHT... and EIGHT... and EIGHT..."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "DannyC" |
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"Doctor, Doctor, I Feel Like A Dustbin."

"Don't Talk Rubbish!"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "DannyC" |
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Two robbers steal a goat and two chickens.

They decide to split the loot so one robber says to the other, "You take one chicken, and me and the goat will take the other one."

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "DannyC" |
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Doctor: "I'm afraid you suffer from obesity."

Patient: "Yes, it runs in the family."

Doctor: "No, nothing runs in your family."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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