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I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down.

He says it’s an inside joke.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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At the Doctor's Clinic...

Patient: Ooh! Doctor, when will this stomach ache go?

Doctor: Don't worry, Just follow this prescription and you will get quick relief.

As the patient stepped out into the waiting room of the clinic, a gust of wind blew the prescription out of the first-floor window.

Patient: Hey! Wait!

Next Day...

Doctor: How did you hurt yourself?

Patient: Doctor, didn't you tell me to follow the prescription?

Doctor: That's right, I did.

Patient: The prescription flew out of the window, so I followed it.

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posted by "Raac" |
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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.

Well he actually said "less McDonald's", but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A young nurse is watching an operation for the first time. "Excuse me, please," she asks the doctor. "But what are you doing?"

"This woman swallowed a golf ball," he replies. "And we're trying to remove it from her throat."

Noticing a worried looking woman seated outside, the nurse then asks, "And is she the patient's mother?"

"Actually," the doctor replies. "That's her golfing partner and she's waiting to finish the game."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |