doctor jokes

Category: "Doctor Jokes"
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Friend 1: Let's go for a movie.

Friend 2: I've got a doctor's appointment today.

Friend 1: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick.

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posted by "Raac" |
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“You need glasses,” the eye doctor said.

“I’m already wearing glasses,” replied the patient.

“In that case,” the doctor said, “I need glasses.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Patient: "Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up... something to get me fired up and put me in a fighting mood. Did you put anything like that in this prescription?"

Doctor: "No, not in the prescription. You'll find that in the bill."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |