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Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”

Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”

Doctor: “Every two hours.”

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posted by "worldHappyMan" |
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Patient to his doctor: "I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse. What can I do?"

Doctor: "Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. On that note, I'd like to remind you about the $800 that you owe me."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Robert to Doctor: “Doctor, I have a serious problem. I dream of football matches every night."

Doctor: "Don’t worry. I will cure it right now. Take this pill and you will be alright.”

Robert: "Doctor, would it be okay to wait and take the pill tomorrow?”

Doctor: “Why?”

Robert: “Doc, today is the final match. I have to see the season through and know which team is going to win it all!”

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posted by "KG Raghunandanan" |
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The surgeon approached his patient, just as he woke up from having surgery. “I'm afraid we 're going to have to operate on you again. You see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.”

The patient replied, “Tell you what Doc, if it’s just because of that, just leave them inside. I'd rather pay for them than have you go back in.”

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posted by "worldHappyMan" |