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Philip Farris

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 14
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 7.00
$7.00 won 2 votes

I was at the hardware store to get a duplicate of my car key made when the store clerk said, “You’re a model?”

It was exactly what a woman in her mid-30’s wanted to hear. “Well, no, I’m not,” I said, blushing. “But, I’m flattered that...“

He stopped me right there, pointed to my car keys and slowly repeated, “Year…and…model?”

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