The little brother came running to his mommy complaining that his brother had hit him.

The mother said, "Haven’t I taught you children to keep the golden rule, 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.'"

"Well, he must’ve wanted to get punched because that’s what he did to me."

Did you know that camel cigarettes are mentioned in the Bible?

Genesis 24:64 (KJV)

And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
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Honda cars are also in the Bible! They’re so quiet, they’re good for praying in.

Acts 1:14 (KJV)

These all continued with one accord in prayer and supplication, with the women, and Mary the mother of Jesus, and with his brethren.

Do you know why they bury lawyers 10 feet in the ground?

Because, deep down, they're really nice people.

The preacher was going for a dinner visit at the home of a family where the Dad was a member of the church but the mother was not. The mother was agreeable that her husband could invite the preacher to the house for a meal though. When the preacher arrived, the mother was still working in the kitchen so he sat in the living room getting acquainted with the children.

"What are we having for dinner?" he asked.

"Crow," said the little girl.

"Oh," he said, perplexed, "do you mean chicken?"

"No," said the little girl. "Mommy said we are having the ole crow for dinner."