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Gary Greenfield

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Member Since : Oct, 2021
# of jokes posted : 64
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 30.00
$6.00 won 1 votes

One morning over breakfast, a husband was complaining to his wife. “I’ve been with the circus for over 25 years, and every performance I follow behind the elephants and clean up their poop. Twenty-five years, ‘Scoop the poop! Scoop the poop!’ I’m tired of it.”

His wife calmly said, “If you’re so unhappy, why don’t you quit?”

“What! And leave show business?!”

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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Somebody told me that echoes repeat everything back...

Where have I heard that before?

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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A researcher claims he has perfected a cure for deafness.

Now I’ve heard everything.

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For a while I worked at a sarcastic tattoo parlor.

I quit because I couldn’t take the needling.

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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