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Gary Greenfield

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Member Since : Oct, 2021
# of jokes posted : 97
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 91.00
$5.00 won 1 votes

I think the whole "Autumn-is-in-the-air" theme has gone too far.

Today I went to Jiffy Lube and they offered me a "Cinnamon Spice" oil change.

1 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity.

So I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

2 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

I saw a contractor's truck that offered free quotes.

So I asked for one.

He said, "To be or not to be, that is the question."

1 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips.

"We're saved!" shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times.

It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Gary Greenfield" |