I opened an Air BnB at the corner of a busy intersection.
There were three businesses at the other corners: a gastroenterologist, a diarrhea clinic, and a spa that did colonics.
I decided to call my Air BnB: "The House at Poo Corners"
Two doctors decided to invest in an Air BnB. Despite all their marketing, they couldn't attract even a single customer.
Eventually, they decided to call their venture "Doctors Without Boarders."
What do you call a professional you hire to put someone down?
I think the whole "Autumn-is-in-the-air" theme has gone too far.
Today I went to Jiffy Lube and they offered me a "Cinnamon Spice" oil change.