Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips.

"We're saved!" shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times.

It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity.

So I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

I tried to sue a company that sold an expensive camera that wouldn’t focus.

There was no resolution.

Two doctors decided to invest in an Air BnB. Despite all their marketing, they couldn't attract even a single customer.

Eventually, they decided to call their venture "Doctors Without Boarders."